by freddygotfingered October 06, 2009
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Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.
"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"
by AssMan99 August 19, 2006
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I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"
by Hou Saou February 26, 2014
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And his name is john STAMOS!
by 60 cents a day child April 10, 2016
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by theproudllama July 30, 2009
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a synonym for the the word fuck, but only in situations where fuck is an exclamation.
it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
"ahhh damnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant"
"really man, that's sick."
"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"
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"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"
"yes it is fine then"
"really man, that's sick."
"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"
"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."
"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"
"yes it is fine then"
by jarchrist November 14, 2007
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