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Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,

1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold

Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)

As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
by R_p April 15, 2006
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possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it
i went out last nite n drank 54 pints of john smiths extra cold at the jolly farmer
by b bibble August 06, 2005
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the best minecraft lets player and has earned 12 subscribers on youtube
OMG ITS THE BEST MINECRAFT LETS PLAYER IT MUST BE JOHN SMITH
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A spasian person that is composed of 99.9% of pure, concentrated badassery that God intended to place in the universe.
Damn, that fight was something that only a johnsmith could put up. I feel bad for that other poor basterd.
by lucky to write johnsmith August 10, 2010
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To have sex with an Indian woman, or to be the person who has had sex with an Indian woman.
I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.
by blahblahb September 05, 2007
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The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan
Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith
by 4ry0 June 09, 2019
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John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).
Person one, “what’s your name
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”
by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021
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