Urban Dictionary: John Smith

John Smith

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.

Whats your name? John Smith
Another one ?!?!?

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John Smith

Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.

Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith

by some random stalker August 23, 2010

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John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith March 18, 2005

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John Smith

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.

Name:
eg. John Smith

by John Cactus August 15, 2005

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John Smith

The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.

For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.

by Rob Aldridge February 26, 2007

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John Smith

the best minecraft lets player and has earned 12 subscribers on youtube

OMG ITS THE BEST MINECRAFT LETS PLAYER IT MUST BE JOHN SMITH

by himynameisconnor February 27, 2017

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John Smith

To have sex with an Indian woman, or to be the person who has had sex with an Indian woman.

I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.

by blahblahb September 05, 2007

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