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A tranny, typically of African American descent, that enjoys DUBSTEP and little girls.
In a chat room:

Person 1: <Asks for nudes>
Person 2: He's such a John Rivers!
Person 3: Let's block him.
by ChingyChong August 11, 2011
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
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