Urban Dictionary: John Ritter

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a guy whose scrotum spilled out of his boxers on an episode of "THRee's company."

I am dead serious

by therealdeal October 17, 2003

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When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

by POOP FOUR LIFE October 11, 2011

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bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes

i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.

by john fritter shitter October 17, 2003

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