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A little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a penis as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.
“Hey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”

“Dude I ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a John Pike that stings like hot pepper!”
by DRTYONE November 22, 2011
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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