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John Paul's are rednecks who love thick girls thicker than his wallet and the south as well as NASCAR and generally get all the ladies and spits fire when it comes to rap battles generally don't baths to keep a natural musk of his sisters pussy and dads dick.
John Paul loves thick girls and NASCAR!

John Paul's are the best rappers
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A person that can make you laugh all the time. He has a big dick that you can’t resist.
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John Paul is a very happy dude he Loves everyone and Even His worse enemy,He is very helpful and makes u smile even when you’re at your worse time! you’ll be Happy to have him in your life!🥰
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A John Paul is the guy you see talking to little girls. He tells the little girls he has a candy shop and lures them into his white van. A John Paul is also very gay and tells boys creepy things that they would never want hear.
I can't sleep at night when I know there's a John Paul stalking me.

Look out for a John paul he could be anywhere, about to prey on you.
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A dude that has the biggest of gays, and likes to kiss guys naked jerry. He is somewhat attracted to girls named Erin, but he won’t ever make a move on those girls because of his massive gay.
Is it possible to be gayer than John Paul?
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This is a guy that has the biggest of gays, and likes to kiss guys named Jerry. He is attracted to girls named Erin, but his love of kissing dudes keeps him from making a move on them.
(Guy 1) Have you seen that John Paul dude?
(Guy 2) yeah I heard he has massive gay.
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