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1. (noun) any underground male celebrity regularly mistaken as a homosexual or misogynist

2. (adj) a human state of being not gay

3. (interjection) an exclamation that phonologically means "darn it!"
1. A lot of viewers mistake Sean Patrick Hayes to be the character he portrays but he's not; he's a John Pai

2. I'm not gay! I'm John Pai!

3. John Pai! How many times have I told you to stop touching me with that?!
by asubtleskoosh June 08, 2011
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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