One of the only news anchors on TV rn who seems to know what he’s talking about
Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?

Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking
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An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
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Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.
Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....
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a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob
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