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the lead singer of the maine, the best band. ever. john cornelius o'callaghan, but to his fans, john ohh. if said like "john..ohh!" it sounds like you're having sex. and who wouldn't want sex with john ohh?!
Jonas Brothers fan girl: Who is John Ohh?
Beautiful perfect The Maine fan: you're a fucking nuthead. i'm not even going to tell you.
Jonas Brothers fan girl: please?!
The Maine fan: john, ohh!
Jonas Brothers fan girl: you sound like you're in orgasm. ohmigawd nick jonas!
The Maine fan: you're a fucktard.
Beautiful perfect The Maine fan: you're a fucking nuthead. i'm not even going to tell you.
Jonas Brothers fan girl: please?!
The Maine fan: john, ohh!
Jonas Brothers fan girl: you sound like you're in orgasm. ohmigawd nick jonas!
The Maine fan: you're a fucktard.
by misguiidedghost July 09, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011