May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.

Also, a subcategory of "goof"
yeah, he's a real John Morris.
by ShawwShaww June 19, 2011
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To confidently share misinformation and insult people when proven wrong.
“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”

“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris
by JohntheNonce January 09, 2020
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