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Recieving a handjob while in a restaurant surronded by friends
I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and some friends to Applebees and totally got a John Miller
by J Gil March 17, 2008
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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The whitest name of all
Dude: Yo dude i heard you're John Miller.... dude, you're sooooo white

JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons
by ofrfr June 01, 2019
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