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The greatest man that ever lived.

He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.
John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.
by wolfpack2013 February 13, 2013
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
by masokitsune January 17, 2019
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something that bob and simon will never find out
not even on google or the internet or any books r documents in the world!

all we know is king john holds the identity to john king

;)
bob says '' who is john king, boo hoo, tell me or ill scream''
simon says '' i dont know bob, maybe ill cry too brother''
the girls say ''hahahahhaahhahhaa bob n simon works for john king''
by thegirls July 09, 2009
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