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n. a mixed drink 2 parts vodka, one part iced tea, one part lemonade
n. a golfer infamous for drinking and gambling (and playing golf)
n. a golfer infamous for drinking and gambling (and playing golf)
"I'd like to order a John Daly... it's an Arnold Palmer, add vodka."
"Did you see John Daly miss that putt today? I think he's on the sauce again."
"Did you see John Daly miss that putt today? I think he's on the sauce again."
by Benji12 July 26, 2006
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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The alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, a 1/2 ice tea 1/2 lemonade drink. The John Daly is the same, with your favorite vodka poured heavy. Named after the often challenged, alcohol-loving pro golfer.
There's the waitress. What do you want to drink, an Arnold Palmer?
Nope- it's Friday, and we can leave work early- if we even go back . Let's have a John Daly or two and see if we can cop a buzz...
Nope- it's Friday, and we can leave work early- if we even go back . Let's have a John Daly or two and see if we can cop a buzz...
by amwiner22 September 04, 2009
3
Like an Arnold Palmer Half and Half (50% Lemonade/50% Iced Tea) but with a twist in the only John Daly Style. Booze is of course added. (Numerous wives and children as well as trips to rehab are your own option)
1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.
1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.
Man at bar: "My 6th wife left me, I had to take a paternity test today, my rehab sponsor dropped me, and I haven't placed in a golf tournament in years."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."
by JebusOU May 14, 2007
5
A drink made by Arizona tea that is half iced tea, half mango. Tastes great, is a spinoff of the Arnold Palmer.
by ghettoburger August 17, 2010