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A lady that is lesbian chic, but still knows how to handle the D. Likely better at fixing things around the house then you. When drunk, she will draw odd things, like a Kangadillo.
Why are you drawing that Kangadillo on my penis? You are not Johanna!
by PresidentScroob December 21, 2016
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one of the nicest, funniest, smartest and sweetest people you will ever meet! she’s super honest, loves disney and harry potter, normally brown hair. the most comforting smile ever. she’s been through a lot but she still manages to keep a smile on her face!
Person 1: That girl is sooo nice!!
Person 2: Her name is Johanna.
Person 1: That explains it!
by pxtterheadxxgachaxx March 08, 2020
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The most gorgeous girl in the world. Intelligent, sweet, tall, brunette, and hot, her radiant smile will make your day. Talking to her will make you happy when you are a naturally depressed person. Warning: her brown eyes will turn you to mush.
Dang, I wish I could date johanna.
by Defenitelysmitten May 28, 2020
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A name given to a hide the fact that she is a black widow spider. One who takes great pride in feeding off every possible asset and anything else valuable in your life, and your friends lives, in order to feed her own inflated egotistical, narcisistic, borderline personality disorder body, in order to continue to survive without ever having to do it on her own. This person will do anything to be the center of attention and destroy anything good in your life, or those close to you. Even taking it to the extremes of cutting themselves up for attention, in order to destroy the stability of the surrounding environment.
This name is the lowest lifeform within the genetic defiinition of "human". Parasite is more appropriate.
Much like catus, scorpions, electric eels, and all other things that god created to look like "DONT TOUCH OR PLAY WITH THIS THING IDIOT, IF YOU DO, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK".

2. The most vile name to call a female, ranking easily above cunt, whore, and skank
DEF 1 -- Person 1 : "hey whats the matter?"
Person 2 : "Its the same old shit again, with my pick of women."
Person 1 : "Oh God, did you think she was an Alyssa, and she turned out to be a fucking Johanna?"
Person 2 : "Oh yes, its all destroyed, and she has already moved to another victim!"

DEF 2 -- Person 1 "That girl at the bar was a real cunt!"
Person 2 "Hell no dude, that girl was a flat out JOHANNA!"
Person 1 "True, I would have at least enjoyed going to bed with the cunt!"
by californiaproud December 08, 2010
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Jóhanna is an icelandic name of a amazing girl. Shes very beautiful and funny and smart and everyone wants to be around her because shes so fantastic.
I wish i was as beautiful and smart as Jóhanna:(
by hehehehheheheehe October 17, 2020
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“Perfect” basic white smart blond aryan piece of shit who wants to kill the fucking curve for a grade and drown you in German nationalism (but we know what you guys did) and she’ll once have a thouhgt about her friends dick being a weird shape like the lunatic she is
Who’s that short annoying blonde
Uhhh idk but she’s a reeaaal Johanna
by atr2718 February 11, 2018
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A girl who takes the heart out of men /boys and rips there souls of love and moves to the next guy and the next everyone treats her like princess but inside she's a ugly wicked witch
1:man u ok
2:man my girl was a Johanna

1: yea every one treats her like a Johanna too
by Serenajimenezurcool July 10, 2016
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