When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.
"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"
by Oyorra March 08, 2010
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When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.
Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.
by Huh-wtf? June 02, 2018
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Johan is a male name which is more popular in England ,Germany and Sweden. Johan is such a romantic guy with his partner.love from a Johan is very special.but it’s a huge sin that breaking a Heart of a Johan. He looks very tough but cool inside. You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan.
by Kane walker July 15, 2019
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A very sexy looking guy who everyone loves and he is known to be very funny. He is also the type of guy that will care for you and a guy you can depend on.But also he is trill and very athletic.
He looks like Johan
by Alessandra Gomez November 21, 2016
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Johan is a form of the name John, meaning grace.
A Johan has a boy-like nature and loves playing pranks, playstation and even geeky at times. He loves watching people fall over or when stunts go wrong.
Usually known for being big rugby players, Johans love to cook and drink beer at the same time, laughing with the lads and talking about sports.
"Where's Johan?"
"Over there setting fire to himself"
That'stypical johan
by Doofidad May 03, 2013
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