joeying (verb) : the process by which alcohol is excessively consumed to induce a state of intoxication
Bro 1: Dude, do you wanna smoke tonight?
Bro 2: Nah, I prefer to fuck my life up joeying!
by cosbylover69 September 14, 2020
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The act of defecation. Can be used shorthand as well, Joey.
Adam: where is chris?
Kaz: oh I think he's joeying right now.
Adam: shit! I need to talk to him.

Or

Adam: god, I need to drop a fat Joey right now.
Kaz: chris is in the bathroom joeying as we speak.
Adam: shit!
by Bloweychino June 11, 2011
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Noun.

Not to be confused with the texas tuck a Joey is The practice of tucking your erect penis under your waistband while not wearing a shirt leaving the head of your penis exposed like a baby kangaroo in its mother’s pouch.
Zavier popped a Joey while on the beach After he walked past some baddies in order to hide his erection.
by Savagedr.phil May 28, 2020
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Beware, Joey runs around these parts of the woods without any concern for law and order. If you cross Joey, you better hope that you were not seen.
by RockyJohnson May 30, 2020
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Plays girls for a living. Even though he’s not cute and probably gonna come out as gay in 10 years. Small dick
That benchwarmer looks like he’s a joey
by Hicuntassmofo April 04, 2020
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A love interest/boyfriend that you think is amazing but turns out to be immature af. He's a boy not a man.

Origin - Just Sharon on YT
Person A: He ditched me at homecoming for my best friend!
Person B: He doesn't deserve you, he's such a Joey!
by RandomInternetee November 18, 2019
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