joeying (verb) : the process by which alcohol is excessively consumed to induce a state of intoxication
Bro 1: Dude, do you wanna smoke tonight?
Bro 2: Nah, I prefer to fuck my life up joeying!
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The act of defecation. Can be used shorthand as well, Joey.
Adam: where is chris?
Kaz: oh I think he's joeying right now.
Adam: shit! I need to talk to him.

Or

Adam: god, I need to drop a fat Joey right now.
Kaz: chris is in the bathroom joeying as we speak.
Adam: shit!
by Bloweychino June 11, 2011
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Noun.

Not to be confused with the texas tuck a Joey is The practice of tucking your erect penis under your waistband while not wearing a shirt leaving the head of your penis exposed like a baby kangaroo in its mother’s pouch.
Zavier popped a Joey while on the beach After he walked past some baddies in order to hide his erection.
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A love interest/boyfriend that you think is amazing but turns out to be immature af. He's a boy not a man.

Origin - Just Sharon on YT
Person A: He ditched me at homecoming for my best friend!
Person B: He doesn't deserve you, he's such a Joey!
by RandomInternetee November 18, 2019
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a sweet, lovable girl. a good friend to whomever deserves it. can have her moments but is always there in the end. tends to space out and go MIA for a while but will soon be reachable. any person is lucky to have a Joei in their life and should cherish her
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Joei

That's really sweet
by Jeremy Gilbert April 02, 2013
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A name that has originated on the YouTube channel Just Sharon, a Joey is a male that just doesn’t treat women well. Or probably doesn’t treat anyone well. A Joey would cheat on his girlfriend, (or boyfriend ;)), lie to his significant other, straight up insult them, etc.

Do not be a Joey.
Girl 1: He cheated on me with my best friend!
Girl 2: He is SUCH a Joey! 😡
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