A fantasy football team created in 2011 that finished the season with a record of 1-12. Voted as one of the worst fantasy football teams ever, the Joey Ciccone's was able to claim its first victory in week 10 despite benching half of its team. This victory was one of the biggest upsets in fantasy football history. The head coach that lost to the Joey Ciccone's is currently hiding in Ocean City, New Jersey due to death threats from fans.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.