"Joel Micah gave me a gorgeous ring on Christmas."

"Joel Micah took me to a beautiful dinner at the space needle on our 2 year anniversary!"

"Joel Micah is the love of my life."

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"