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Noun - A person who cannot drive worth a shit, and has the voice resmbling that of a chipmunk. This person usually uses very gay hand motions/gestures. Also a dick which does not exceed the length of about 2 millimeters.
Adjective - A voice which resembles that of a chipmunk.
Noun - "Hey check out that kid!!" "Wow, he must have one small stanley."
Adjective - "Shit son, that kids voice sounds so stanley, i mean seriously he wouldnt know what puberty was if it came up and punched him in the face."
by Big Gay Joe March 16, 2005
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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