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The Gaffe Machine himself, Joe Biden is the Senator from Delaware. Known to have chronic "Foot in mouth" syndrome. Joe Biden is better than you.
Joe Biden Quotes:
"You can't go to any 7-11 without having a slight Indian accent!"
"Hillary would have been a better VP choice than me!"
"I bet I have a higher IQ than you do."
by Joe Biden September 23, 2008
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The reason no one has made a serious, concerted effort to assassinate President Barack Obama.
Anarchist One: Hey man, you wanna go kill Barack Obama, the President of the United States, create some real chaos?

Anarchist Two: Hell no! Then we'd be left with Joe Biden as President!
by TheRealRobMonty November 06, 2011
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(noun)

the most ignored aspect of the 2008 presidential race.
Obama: How are you today, Joe?

Joe Biden: Experienced, white, and generally inoffensive, sir.

Obama: Wonderful.
by CheckMinusOG November 02, 2008
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1. Barack Obama's Vice Presidental candidate. He is the old white guy that was too old and too white for the democratic party. Obama chose him for the ticket because he is actually qualified to be president and Obama knows in his heart that he is nothing more than a charlatan who can give a damn good speech. Joe Biden will perform Dick Cheney like duties while working for president Obama. He will do all the real work while Obama sits back in the oval office snorting cocaine and smoking pot. Essentially Joe Biden should have been voted as the Democratic Nominee but liberals are freaks who are obsessed with tree hugging and for some reason harbor all this white guilt that convinces them that having a black man as president will do some sort of good for the country as a whole.

2. The 45th President of the United States of America. Joe Biden took office after the assination of Barack Obama by Hillary Clinton.

3. The guy who let Barack Obama make a cuckold bukkake film with his wife in order to become vice president.

(Liberal Freak) "I'm going to vote for Barack Obama. This country needs a black president."

(Joe Biden) "I wish I were black. Then I could snort cocaine, smoke pot, have a racist pastor for 20 years and simply say I heard nothing, funnel money to convicted criminals (Tony Rezko), support the killing of babies that survived botched abortions, and have associations with known domestic terrorists (Bill Ayers) and still be considered a viable option for the presidency because of my skin color."
by Barack Obama snorts cocaine August 25, 2008
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A verb of positive connotation implying a drastic and cathartic event has recently transpired in reference to an object. Also: appealingly destructive fornication; euphoric victory; assuming the role of dominant/alpha-male.
1: So how'd you do on that calculus midterm?
2: I just JoeBiden'd every one of my classmates AND that midterm.
1: You.. w-what?

2: In EVERY sense of the word.

1: I think I just became a woman.
2: You're welcome.
by ThomBootyJefferson January 30, 2014
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The act of visiting someone else's home, going number two in their bathroom and not flushing.
My second cousin Glenn from Albequerque visited last week and Joe Bidened me big time. The place stunk fro a day and a half.
by Captain Merrill Stubing February 28, 2012
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Vice President under President Obama, Biden is a train enthusiast who spends much of his time digging (by hand) underground train tunnels which he uses as his own personal playgrounds.
Joe Biden Fucking loves trains.
by Red Kayak June 18, 2012
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