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Don't ask who Joe is.
Mike Hunt: Have you heard of Joe?
Ben Dover: Who's Joe?
by Adrianne0620 October 11, 2019
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
"You think your in love?"
"Ya I caught Joe"
by sunshine2123 February 07, 2010
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joe mamma. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
by j-rob mad fresh April 09, 2010
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A simple, yet deadly curse. Many mortals will ask "who is Joe" and get hit with the "Joe Mama".
Thomas the Dank Engine: Do you know Joe?
Mortal: Who is Joe?
Thomas the Dank Engine: Joe Mama.
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by BredAndButter November 01, 2019
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Has a HUGE Penis

It’s just magical
It will change your life

Just take it
You won’t rgret it

The best move I ever made

I would do anything to meet him again

Don’t lose your opportunity to be with a joe
It’s an AMAZING experience!
Wow, last night me and this guy joe did it and it was GR8
by Sam.wooten. August 22, 2018
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The perfect guy who can make you feel like you're the only person in the universe. He showers you with compliments and truly means what he says. His voice gives you that warm, tingly feeling you can't shake every time you hear it. Every time he tells you he loves you, you can't stop smiling. He's completely honest about everything and won't lie to you for any reason, though he can keep your secrets and won't tell anyone. He's extremely protective and won't let any other guy get near you. He knows how to make you smile even when you're sad. When it's just you and him, everything just seems perfect. Every time you're away from him, all you can think about is him, and how much you miss him. Nothing else is more important. He's the perfect guy, and I'm so glad he's mine.
Random Stranger: Hey, do you know Joe?
Me: Yeah, he's mine, BACK OFF!!
by Kirawolfie June 21, 2012
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