Don't ask who Joe is.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.

joe who

A simple, yet deadly curse. Many mortals will ask "who is Joe" and get hit with the "Joe Mama".

Has a HUGE Penis

It’s just magical
It will change your life

Just take it
You won’t rgret it

The best move I ever made

I would do anything to meet him again

Don’t lose your opportunity to be with a joe
It’s an AMAZING experience!

The perfect guy who can make you feel like you're the only person in the universe. He showers you with compliments and truly means what he says. His voice gives you that warm, tingly feeling you can't shake every time you hear it. Every time he tells you he loves you, you can't stop smiling. He's completely honest about everything and won't lie to you for any reason, though he can keep your secrets and won't tell anyone. He's extremely protective and won't let any other guy get near you. He knows how to make you smile even when you're sad. When it's just you and him, everything just seems perfect. Every time you're away from him, all you can think about is him, and how much you miss him. Nothing else is more important. He's the perfect guy, and I'm so glad he's mine.