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some punk that's really broke and drives dump trucks, but tries to front like he's rich to get girls
Girl: "Hey Joe, let's go back to your supermansion and mess around in that Olympic sized indoor pool of yours."
Joe: "Uh ummm uh...actually my...uhhh...butler is...ummmm...cleaning the house right now and I...uhhh...think he's using some...ummmm...poisonous chemicals so...uhhh...let's go to your place this time."
Girl: "All right. But you promise to show me tomorrow?"
Joe: "I-I-I-uhhhh...yes, definitely, sure."
Girl: "Oooooh I can't wait."
Landlord: "Hey moron, when are you gonna pay your fucking rent? You owe me $500...that's $250 for each of the last two months."
Joe: "I'm afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. I'm really rich and live in a $20 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills."
Landlord: "Suuuuuuure you are. (smack!) Pay up, bitch!"
Girl: "I'm out of here, you fucking Joe Millionaire (SMACK!)"
Joe: "Uh ummm uh...actually my...uhhh...butler is...ummmm...cleaning the house right now and I...uhhh...think he's using some...ummmm...poisonous chemicals so...uhhh...let's go to your place this time."
Girl: "All right. But you promise to show me tomorrow?"
Joe: "I-I-I-uhhhh...yes, definitely, sure."
Girl: "Oooooh I can't wait."
Landlord: "Hey moron, when are you gonna pay your fucking rent? You owe me $500...that's $250 for each of the last two months."
Joe: "I'm afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. I'm really rich and live in a $20 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills."
Landlord: "Suuuuuuure you are. (smack!) Pay up, bitch!"
Girl: "I'm out of here, you fucking Joe Millionaire (SMACK!)"
by Nick D February 18, 2003
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020