A piece of shit scammer that has a shop do 16k worth of work to his moms Celica, and when its time to pay up, he says he doesnt have the money and has his girlfriend try to do a $60 down payment. After that fails he asks the shop to park outside so he could steal it. After THAT fails he calls the cops and says they beat him up and ran him over, where they promptly tell him to pound sand..

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.