A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms

A loud obnoxious, rude and self righteous American.

When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.

Not lethal, but the smell.....