When a dunk person is trying to act like they are sober.

Chris's penis

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)