(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection
"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"
by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009
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Working hard or actively seeking employment.

Taken from the jobing.com arena in Phoenix, AZ.
1. I've been jobing 9 to 5 for the past eight months and I can hardly pay the rent.

2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.
by S. P. Lambert December 04, 2007
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Alternative name for a taxi or cab often used by teens
Need to a get a jobe home me lad
by NATHANF88 May 25, 2019
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To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.
Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!
by JJ453 May 08, 2008
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Jobe is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is super caring and loving. He always forgives you and gives you many chances. He is very considerate and not selfish in anyway. Anybody to get to know Jobe is very lucky and blessed to have Jobe in their lives.
“Jobe is awesome
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An action similar to that of a fig eater
Man Sarah dropping your history book was such a Jobe thing to do.
by Jobe Skaff May 13, 2021
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The author, originator, and co-president of Dirty Bird Inc. Uber legit and ready to pwn
Dude that Jobes kid is mother fucking fresh!
by w_t_f December 26, 2008
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