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Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.
"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
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Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".
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originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.
she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.
by A D August 13, 2007
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A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.
"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"
by Boab Bowroad October 11, 2004
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faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.
ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies
by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006
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Scottish for poo.
Also used in phrases such as
"yah jobby" meaning "you stupid person"
by jobby March 12, 2003
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