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The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.
One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.
It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.
A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.
It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.
A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
by PaedophileJenkins March 22, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."
"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."
"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."
by janelle renée August 18, 2006
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Well-Known is Jobbles the Brain Invader of Norwegian myth, he is said to enter ones brain when they are camping out near a large body of water and infest their brain cavities with purple eggs that will hatch three days later.
by larstait October 30, 2003