the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Jobbie is a Scottish slang word for poo or shit

Jobby is defined as a job that is really a hobby because of the attitude of "why am I spending my time" doing it when I can be doing something else that is more important.

A job that someone does when they don't need the money, but rather for fun or to seem like their employed friends.

A job thats also a hobby