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DAVID: Hey man, wanna go catch a movie?
JON: I can't bro! I'm Jobbing.
DAVID: Bro again!? You won't be able to walk if you keep that up!
JON: I can't stop the Jobbe!
JON: I can't bro! I'm Jobbing.
DAVID: Bro again!? You won't be able to walk if you keep that up!
JON: I can't stop the Jobbe!
by LARDOFATHUGE August 29, 2021
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018