Like a dirty sanchez but you give them a cleft lip
she asked for the sanchez but she got the dirty joaquin
by goatmouth June 29, 2009
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Joaquin Phoenix is an american actor, But he is actually perfection walking
He is pretty as well, and he deserves the whole fcking world
Joaquin phoenix is god
by Roshambo May 30, 2021
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Someone's favorite spanish composer.
He is mostly known with his concerto concierto de aranjuez's second part adagio.
Potato: What are you listening Mahmood?
Mahmood: I'm Listening to Joaquin Rodrigo's two preludes part no 2.
Potato: That guy? He haven't dropped anything for decades.
Mahmood: I wonder why...
by Nekes12 May 02, 2021
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A male that likes physical activity (working out), mostly concentrates on his core. Usually self conscious and shy for no reason. Has been throught a lot but still try's to make the best of it . Hard headed , doesn't give up easy even when there is no hope will go till he can't no more physically and mentally. Still he likes to keep stuff to him self. Two words "Worth It".
joaquin ortiz is respectful joaquin ortiz is trust worthy joaquin ortiz knows pain joaquin ortiz has been fighting all his life joaquin ortiz doesnt really know what his purpose is yet
by Truthishardtobelive May 23, 2013
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filo beisbol boy. A genuinely nice guy that can easily make you laugh. Usually seen with zachary pillerva Any girl would be so lucky to have him in her life.
"Who's that hot guy in our science class?"
"omg that's joaquin mariano!"
by boypncit December 12, 2019
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verb. To go to or attend a public function or event (e.g. class, school, church, work, a wedding or dance, appear on a talk show) high.
graveyard clerk: "Tuesday's a slow night, so I think I'll go Joaquin to work."
by joyler February 14, 2009
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1. v. When you shoot your nut in your girl/guy’s coffee instead of putting cruel, heartless, dairy.
2. n. The resultant beverage.

3. n. A Joaquin Phoenix is also someone who enjoys said beverage.
1. “I Joaquin Phoenixed Jess this morning.”
“Oh yeah. You said she was a hardcore vegan.”

2. “Ben and I are getting coffee. I think I’m gonna have a Joaquin Phoenix.”
“Lol omg you SLUT!”

3. “Dude, Jess always wants me to cum in her coffee. She says she likes it better than milk because it’s less cruel.”
“Yeah bro? She’s a Joaquin Phoenix?”
by Seanndog February 12, 2020
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