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To let your hair, head and facial or pubic grow out and get wild similar to Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman.
"Boy its been a long winter" my wife told me, "It looks like your penis Joaquined"
by Duecey 2 March 05, 2009
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May 1 Word of the Day
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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To be penetrated deeply in intercourse.
Jessica: im so wet and horny
Ashley: yeaaa?
Jessica: I wish I was joaquined right now
by gabrielle4 January 15, 2011
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