The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever have. The one person that can brighten up anyones day. The one person who you can rely on for anything. The one person that will never hurt you. The one that will never let you down.

The one person i will marry. I love you baby, youre the best thing that ever happened to me. Im never gonna hurt you. Its you and me against the world always and foieva baby.
Cousin: How are you and Joana Garcia?
Pancha: We are amazing.
Cousin: Really? :D
Pancha: He'll yeah Ima marry that girl!
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by Papapapancha February 14, 2011
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A Girl who spends her days complaining and dumping her boyfriends. She spends her vacations in Denver, Colorado. She Hate's Avril Lavigne and loves retarded songs like Don't Matter by weird African guys. J/K Luv Ya
Friend 1: "Joana Molina is a slut"!
Friend 2: "Hoe Fo Show"
by Paul Marquez April 03, 2007
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Joana is the sexiest girl you will ever see! She loves sex
Dude: Hey do you know JOANA?
Dude2: Oh, the hot girl? Yes i hooked up with her yesterday. Best sex i ever had
by Iamwettt January 02, 2017
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It's an awesome person, who is officially small. So basically the scientific name is small Joana. It's by the law of Wakanda.
by Snens of Wakanda May 28, 2019
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Joana is the most wonderful person in the world. She's kind, amazing, sweet, and beautiful. She has an amazing personality, eventhough she is a bit sensitive. She loves Harry Potter and has a great but strict sense of humor. She loves animais with all her heart and animals love her back. If you have a Joana in your life never let her go because she is an absolutely amazing person, she's a keeper. She can usually be seen dating a João.
Person 1: oh wow, that girl is amazing.
Person 2: yeah, her name must be Joana.
Person 1: yeah, how did you know?

Person 2: it's obvious, just look at her.
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