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Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joan")
"When I grow up, I want to be Joan!"
"Look at Joan, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"
"Joan is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"
"Oh, that Joan!"
"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joan!"
"Look at Joan, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"
"Joan is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"
"Oh, that Joan!"
"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joan!"
by wittier than you February 04, 2010
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Joan is a very sporty and outgoing person. She dreams big and won't stop fighting until she reaches her goals. She is a beautiful intellectual and everyone should take example from her. Sometimes she pushes herself but it always pays off for a Joan.
Person 1: That girl is so fast!
Person 2: She's Joan, she achieves just about everything she sets her mind to
Person 1: Joan is soooo cool
Person 2: She's Joan, she achieves just about everything she sets her mind to
Person 1: Joan is soooo cool
by Eep_29 February 07, 2018
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Joan is a gourgess young woman. She likes to accomplish her goals. She smiles a lot because she doesn’t want to have people worry about her. She’s sweet and has a hint of mean in her. You wouldn’t want to mess with her. She’s loyal. She won’t ever cry no if you break her heart because she knows she gave it her all and she can do better,besides she wouldn’t like to waist her time with you. It’s hard for her to be mean to people cause she feels bad easily. She’s not a cold hearted bitch. If she cares she’ll show you she cares. If she says she loves you she means it. There’s always people trying to bring her down but it doesn’t work. She had times when she cries to herself cause she’s tired of holding things in. She refuses to show people her weak side. Yet she doesn’t mind crying in front of you if she has to. She takes time to trust you.
by Yourgirl15 February 12, 2019
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She is a beautiful black girl, short natural hair and wears yellow a lot. She has a big mid set , she is very funny but hates taking pictures
Oh look at that Joan 😱
by Red fox 102 April 13, 2019