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A "Joab" is a really attractive and sweet young man ;) he has the cutest eyelashes ever and the most wonderfully shaped, clean, brows....god he's handsome.! He is also very responsible and really good with kids (: he will make a great hubby one day :D A joab is one of those guys that can make you smile just by looking at you, he is funny <3 and he has anything a girl can want ;)
Ashley: Omg I want to date that joab he is sooooo cute ;D
by thatgirl52 February 13, 2013
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Jul 27 Word of the Day
the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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An abbreviation for "Jump Off a Bridge"

used similarly to DIAF and FOAC
1. I have nothing to live for anymore.
2. GO JOAB!
by xhilr8d May 07, 2007
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Joab is the guy that all the girls will love. His hair is amazing , feels like puppies. He is rlly good at soccer nd is definitely NOT a virgen. Anyways Joabi is amazing. "Joabi" if yhu readin this shii yhu alr know who it is

Love yhu -Erin
Joab is so adorable and his hair is so soft .
by Ecbaby05 April 22, 2019
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An acronym for "Jump off a bridge". This is something you would say to someone who is not showing you any respect.
Some guy at work was bothering me so I said to him, "JOAB"
by funny fellas January 13, 2014
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Man: damn you ugly wassup with that nappy ass weave
Woman: oohh you tryna joab fuck outta here with them busted jordans
Man: oh now u tryna joan
by ACNJ31 June 30, 2014
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abbreviation for Jerk-Off/Asshole/Bastard. Someone who isn't amply defined by less than three obscenities.
Not only did David not have the guts to break up with me to my face, the JOAB called my mom's cell phone, and left a voicemail telling her to tell me that I'd been dumped.
by Insafemode May 15, 2008
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