An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.
by fish vs octopus April 25, 2016
This name is very usual in Brazil, where usually people mix two names that result in a shitty one. João Pedros usually are dickheads with no social life at all. Most of them are retard as well.
by Pseuduff May 13, 2015
Look, there's João Pedro Fontenele Uberti.
He looks so relaxed. It must be big black cock in his wide open asshole
He looks so relaxed. It must be big black cock in his wide open asshole
by Bobzilatron September 25, 2017