An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.
"I found a guy with the most incredible dick!"
"You found a João Pedro, right?"
by fish vs octopus April 25, 2016
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This name is very usual in Brazil, where usually people mix two names that result in a shitty one. João Pedros usually are dickheads with no social life at all. Most of them are retard as well.
OMG, João Pedro is such a bad name!
by Pseuduff May 13, 2015
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A very common 4-word name in brazil.
Usually these gays have big penis up their ass
Look, there's João Pedro Fontenele Uberti.
He looks so relaxed. It must be big black cock in his wide open asshole
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Mariana's soulmate. A awesome guy who's a bit clueless but in general it's the guy of your dreams. You won't find any better.
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by Sam15615 December 03, 2016
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