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When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.
Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!
by Hugh jurection December 10, 2011
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.
Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.
by Minihandss May 02, 2010
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