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Person 1: Yo i got a 2 inch penis, what about you?
Person 2: Dude, I got that big one, like a solid 10 feet man, it's almost as long as Jizzo's
Person 1: Yo let's fuck right now, I need that Jizzo schlong in me
Person 2: Dude, I got that big one, like a solid 10 feet man, it's almost as long as Jizzo's
Person 1: Yo let's fuck right now, I need that Jizzo schlong in me
by AuntJemima'sMapleSyrup December 11, 2019
Jul 28 Word of the Day
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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A sexual act of receiving oral sex and then unloading the ejaculation upon a girl's unsuspecting eye and then poking her in the eye with the falis. You must then make her keep her eye closed so that it works as an adhesive.
Sean: "Wow look at Courtney she can't open her eye"
Gonzo: "Ya that's because I pulled the jizzo on her last night"
Gonzo: "Ya that's because I pulled the jizzo on her last night"
by G Nizzle April 05, 2005
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A nasty lower class neighborhood in south Memphis, Tennessee in which the young African american gangs beat and sodomize the elderly as a pass-time.
My granddad went to the Jizzo last week, now his asshole is so swollen he cannot leave the hospital bed
by Jizzler214 December 28, 2011