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During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).
"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!
by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019
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n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.
She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.
by RBEjbCCt May 15, 2015
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Ejaculating volume of Olympic-like proportions.
I did jizznastics with my dong all over the tig’ol’bitties!!!
by Ej1984 March 03, 2019
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