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When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.
"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.
by hellatightpussy September 01, 2011
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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