One of many slang words for semen. The male reproductive fluid, semen (or jizz) consists of a soap-like substance (secreted by the prostate and seminal vesicles), sperm, fructose (non-sweet sugar), and water. Its major purpose is to fertilize the ova (or "eggs") in most mammals and select other jawed vertebrates, and it goes by MANY names. It is secreted in the process scientifically known as ejaculation, during the male orgasm.
See also cum, semen, penis.
See also cum, semen, penis.
Dude, stay away from that; it's a jizz-free plant!
Dude, my girlfriend got real pissed, because I got jizz all over her face last night!
Dude, my girlfriend got real pissed, because I got jizz all over her face last night!
by bladesage January 05, 2008
Although her porn name "The Jizz Guzzler" appears to suggest a definite fondness of manjuice, her nickname actually derives from her infamous binges on Spermie candy.
by Gejimayu April 14, 2013
I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!
by Jamballs June 01, 2010
that white shizz that boys are so proud of.
a.k.a. spermmmmsss!
contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay!
whats really in your toaster strudel icing.
a.k.a. spermmmmsss!
contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay!
whats really in your toaster strudel icing.
by csacdsvds February 17, 2009
by pepitabis November 24, 2019
Another word for cum. aka what comes out of a mans dick in ejaculation.
go to youtube and type in "Jizz in my pants by the lonely island"
go to youtube and type in "Jizz in my pants by the lonely island"
"I jizzed in my pants."
by JIZZ63 July 20, 2009