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After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face
I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.
by Brett April 25, 2005
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"
by LordLamb October 19, 2018
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When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.
Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!
by SlopNChop October 12, 2016
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When you feel extremely excited about something.
OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!
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by pepitabis November 24, 2019
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Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.
I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.
by Miku326 January 31, 2009
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