Urban Dictionary: Jizzed

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Messed/fucked up

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"

by LordLamb October 19, 2018

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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

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2

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005

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3

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

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4

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

by pepitabis November 24, 2019

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5

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.

I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.

by Miku326 January 31, 2009

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6

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

by Joseph February 08, 2005

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