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Refers to the choices (often not in one's best interest) one makes immediately before, during or after the point of orgasm.
My Jizzcision to hit up that reunion with my wife is one of the worst ever.
by Stynkstar October 17, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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