Urban Dictionary: Jizzard

Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

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A Klu Klux Klan member who enjoys masturbation.

Yo, that guy over there is a the grand jizzard.

by Bobojizz October 02, 2018

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When you nut in the detection of a fan and sprays every

Yo dude I caused a jizzard

by Liam power April 22, 2020

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Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

by jimmy the jizard February 09, 2021

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