When you bust a nut inside a toasted poptart twice, then again in another one and make a sandwich for the partner to eat

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.