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When you bust a nut inside a toasted poptart twice, then again in another one and make a sandwich for the partner to eat
Stacy : yo have you eaten jeremys JizzTarts yet? heard there really good
Amanda : No... but I really want too!!!!
by Dylan Weideman January 23, 2018
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
by the_pieman December 02, 2020
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